# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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