Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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