i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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