During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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