you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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