K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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