I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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