I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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