Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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