it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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