how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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