My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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