haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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