i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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