I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
