I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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