I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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