I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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