This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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