This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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