Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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