I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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