walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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