He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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