the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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