god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Dear god my vagina.
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