Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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