I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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