after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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