Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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