Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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