Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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