butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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