omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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