She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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