If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Randomize
