yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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