Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize