i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
