im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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