Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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