just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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