Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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