im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
it was like eating out sand paper
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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