The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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