So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I need water and some morals
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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