I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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