Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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