Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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