Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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