I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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