Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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