Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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