My hand turned me down
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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