Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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