I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Randomize
