Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I am naked and annoyed.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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