Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
