I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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