Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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