Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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