I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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